toe walker

Someone who walks only on their toes and as a result has very well defined calf muscles.
Toe Walkers are characteristically nonathletic.

KP: (while grabbing her crotch) Damn Brooke, Look at that guy. He has great calfs!
Brooke: (looking disgusted) Think again girl. He's a Toe Walker.
KP: Eww.

toe walker by PDurkin January 4, 2008

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Tomwalker

A tomwalker is an extraordinary man that sees the world like no one else. A tomwalker is the one you have been waiting for your entire life even though you have known him since the beginning. A tomwalker is kind, sensitive, genius, and rare. A tomwalker listens to you and remembers what you say. A tomwalker has green eyes that can see parts of you that no one else ever has or ever will. A tomwalker is the one you created in your mind-as your perfect match-the one you dreamed of, thought of, and wished for, the one you still can't believe actually exists.

Lucky is the girl that has found her Tomwalker because she has found a priceless rarity.

Tomwalker by adl1975 August 1, 2009

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toe walker • todwalker • Tomwalker • toe • toe up • toe rag • toe sucker • toe job • toe tag • toe head

todwalker

The male equivalent of a cunt.

Me: "You see that guy over there?"

Freind: "Yea."

Me: "I heard he pushes old ladys down stairs!"

Friend: "Dude, what a todwalker!"

todwalker by kbanyard September 25, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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