Toby time

Time spent relaxing by yourself and generally being anti social.
Generally accompanied by salt baths, dinners by yourself and poetry. All by yourself.
Could also be said to be 'me time'.

John: "Tracy. What are you doing this weekend? Want to come to our xmas in July party?"
Tracy: "Thankyou but no thankyou. They boyfriend is out so im going to have some toby time."
John: "Tracy, you are so deep and in tune with your emotions"

Toby time by hyderator July 30, 2009

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smokey tokey time

When the factors that be align in perfect harmony, to suggest the opportune moment to give thanks and praises to jah through burning of the ganj.

Phone Call:

Guy 1: Yo man, you done with class yet?

Guy 2: Yea...i just got out.

Guy 1: Word, meet me at my place in ten minutes then. It's smokey tokey time.....and bring a blunt.

smokey tokey time by mikemcspleefy February 29, 2008

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Toby time

When a person thinks they're arriving at something on time, but are actually late by half an hour, if not greater.

The dumbarse is running on Toby Time again.

Toby time by emomomo December 10, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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