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tobacculosis 

comes from a blend of the word tuberculosis and tobacco and describes when a heavy smoker caughs so much that it sounds like they have tuberculosis
johnny has tobacculosis, he needs to quit before it takes the better of him
tobacculosis by popinpillsnshit September 19, 2013
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Tobaccolowsis 

When one's supply of rolling tobacco is dangerously low- causing physical sickness and pain.
John: "Dude- I'm suffering with such intense tobaccolowsis!"
Steve: "Oh darn- it was nice knowing you!"

torbackulosis 

An extremely gross person who has multiple levels of being tore back.

For example: You have a pacemaker and defibrillator and is still hitting the pipe.
No, clown shoes, you must have torbackulosis if you think that your gonna hit my pipe.
torbackulosis by GN@$TY January 15, 2020

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026