Toast Rack 

Fine, fine female ass cheeks so shapely and strong you just have to use them to hold your toast.

"Mmm - that's a fine toast rack you got."

Toast Rack by Satandog March 15, 2006

Toastfucker 

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.

My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.

Toastfucker by Brother Jaegerbombastic November 5, 2014

toastfucking 

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

toastfucking by Jeema July 22, 2006

TOMSTRACTED 

When you are in a trance like state that is almost inescapable due to the perfection of Tom Hiddleston. This is a dangerous situation because one can only escape this powerful distraction when one finds another Perfect celebrity to stalk or watch.

This trance can continue for several hours, and prolonged influence of Tom Hiddleston can eventually lead to one becoming a Hiddlestoner

Missed you on Twitter! We were all having a great chat.

Sorry I was TOMSTRACTED on tumblr.

TOMSTRACTED by Toby the Regboner July 24, 2016

toastface muncher 

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.

I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher

toastface muncher by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011

Twatracket 

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

Twatracket by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009

toastfucker 

One whose proclivity for sexual desperation runs so deep that they would butter up a piece of toast and masturbate with it. syn, Wanker

"What, you didn't go out with that fat chick, did you? Bob, you are truly a toastfucker!"

toastfucker by Zanshin August 3, 2003