toastergoat 

The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?

Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"

Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."

toastergoat by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017

toastergasm 

the feeling of pushing down the button on a brand new toaster.

"this toaster is sooo smooth i almost had a toastergasm!"

toastergasm by llymbass July 22, 2007

toasterbating 

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

toasterbating by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

toastertot 

A toastertot is a tater tot that is either cooked in a toaster, or microwave oven

Random Guy 1- Man i really want some tater tots but my oven is not working
Random guy 1's Friend- Just make toastertots in the toaster
Random Guy 1- Great Idea!

toastertot by CreatorOfWordsUDon'tCareAbout February 1, 2019

toasterating 

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.

Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak

toasterating by Fo Realist December 24, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008