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To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
Toading by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019
A roadman with the appearance of a toad
Look at that toadman bruv he is uglier than my nan
toadman by dan_hubbard October 9, 2015
A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.

This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.

All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?

Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
Toading by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021

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toadanderson by dpsvids May 29, 2022
When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.
"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"
Toading by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013
In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.
If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.
toading by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 26, 2007