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To-talk-to-the-hand 

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.
To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"

to talk out of ones ass 

An act performed by individuals with a rare disorder known as vocal assitis. People with this disease actually have a voice box right behind their prostate in their anus.
Jon Kodatt likes to talk out of his ass.

To talk like a russian

To tell lies, especially when others know the truth.

Originates from the way how russian propaganda lies to everyone about their actions by twisting the truth. Like when they shelled Ukrainian cities and blamed Ukrainians for that. In other words, if russians are talking about it, they are most certainly lying.
Have you heard about James?
YES! I can't believe he decided to talk like a russian about what happened to him in Vegas!
I know, what a liar.

to talk trash 

To talk in away which offends the opponent in dialogue. Commonly used on the basketball court or when teaching your chinese exchange student how to speak english.
Chad A: Hey Xiyan do you want to learn how to talk trash?
Xiyan: What?
Chad A: Shut up fatass, imma bust a nut if you get cocky on me!
Xiyan: What?!

we need to talk 

"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."
we need to talk by Satan September 20, 2003

we need to talk 

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.
Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.
we need to talk by woobie October 9, 2005