I wish I knew how to quit you 

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

I wish I knew how to quit you by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

Too Legit to Quit by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008

Too legit to quit

When you're too much of a rule-follower and worked honestly for all you own. Basically, you deserve what you have and shouldn't quit.

Person 1: I just stole 40 diamond rings and $50 million dollars from the bank. I'm gonna quit now and enjoy ma fame.

Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.

Too legit to quit by diseraw January 16, 2011

to legit to quit 

to real to quit,
your keepin it real,and you ain`t quittin,

they were calling out fake shit and i shouted "i`m to legit to quit baby".

to legit to quit by tits, October 18, 2008

Too Legit to Quit

1.Too cool for school
2. The act of being too legit
3. Unstoppable awesome-ness

Guy 1: Man, that party was awesome.
Guy 2: Too legit to quit!

Too Legit to Quit by Sparxxx August 19, 2008

hard to quit

Describes something or someone you just can't let go, even if you want to (like cigarettes).

I tried breaking up with Meghan, but damn, she hard to quit.

I was going to cancel my subscription, but Netflix... ahhh... hard to quit.

hard to quit by Who'd Say September 14, 2017

Tryin’ to quit

A sarcastic phrase used when someone wants to deflect having a real conversation. Best used with dry humor.

Hey Ryan, when are you going to get me those TPS reports?
“Tryin’ to quit”.

Tryin’ to quit by Jk1313 February 14, 2020