to Jon-boat 

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

to Jon-boat by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018

to pull a Jon 

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.

Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.

to pull a Jon by Chris April 19, 2005

To jont 

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.

"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"

To jont by Jonter May 11, 2025

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

jonesing to the jones 

A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.

They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.

jonesing to the jones by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019

such a Jonathan thing to say 

Expression originating from Louisiana; over-exaggerating a compliment toward a lady friend

- better be wearin' sunglasses cuz you are that radiant
- gosh,that was such a Jonathan thing to say !

such a Jonathan thing to say by NEM3sisss January 2, 2008

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Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025