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[to hold down the fork] 

used when "holding down the fort" doesn't do because you are referring to food.
At dinner, Julia tells Tala she is going to the bathroom and asks her to hold down the fork

Trying to hold this wood 

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.
"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"

trying to hold this wood 

the art of asking another person if they would like to hold your Penis
yo babe you trying to hold this wood

I want to hold your hand

When two people are so deeply in love they just want to hold hands and dont overly sexualise their partner

not trying to hold you

Not bull shitting you
Yo not trying to hold you up, but the party was lit

I want to hold her hand

A juvenile expression used to admit that one likes a female; also can be used to grossly understate one's level of sexual attraction to someone.
Dave: That girl you've been seeing seems pretty cool, are you into her?

Paul: Yeah, you could say "I want to hold her hand"...

or

Larry: Didn't Charlize Theron look amazing in Prometheus?

Bill: Yeah dude, I'd hold her hand...