time to fap 

1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.

Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!

Guy2: Time to fap...

time to fap by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014

Down To Fap

Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.

(Guy): You look like my next girlfriend ;)

(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.

Down To Fap by EEXXYY September 25, 2011

not even going to fap 

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

not even going to fap by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time

Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

fap to the future by Sir. Fappington January 21, 2016

I'd fap to that 

When you feel the urge to (fap) masturbate to a very hot thing, Preferably a naked female.

"Dude, did you see that girl? I'd fap to that!"
"Yo! Look at that ass! I'd fap to that!"

I'd fap to that by Fapperton September 13, 2009

must-fap-to 

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.

Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!

must-fap-to by DrCharl April 22, 2011

I can fap to this febuary 

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

I can fap to this febuary by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022