Parallel to collect 

Rhett and links transcribtion fail. it means "Google it"

Guy nr. 1: "hey man, do you know what encephalitis means?"
Guy nr. 2: "No idea, Parallel to collect"
Guy nr. 1: "what?"
Guy nr. 2: "google it"

Parallel to collect by Alabaz September 18, 2011

Gong, To collect a 

RAF wartime slang - To get a medal.

"Frank'll get a gong for that"

Gong, To collect a by Gari August 26, 2005

people that need to collect jack 

liam

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.

people that need to collect jack by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018

It's time to fucking collect 

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- It's time to fucking collect!

It's time to fucking collect by Joe-288 July 22, 2008

It's time to fucking collect 

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!

It's time to fucking collect by Joe-288 July 30, 2008

to observe and collect 

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.

With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.

to observe and collect by QuacksO December 20, 2018

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017