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To best one! 

"To best one" Often exclaimed when either parched or hungry or in need of discount bargains.

Best One is a corner shop in the small town of Wootton Bassett (best known for its repatriation services), it sells discount drinks and food stuffs as well as alcohol to the general public, it is popular with younger people because of its cheaper prices and how close it is situated to the local primary and comprehensive schools.
Dude 1: God damnit i'm fucking hungry

Dude 2: TO BEST ONE!

Dude 1: YES!

They all lived happily ever after.
To best one! by MaccyDzz July 25, 2010
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Going to Best Buy 

Embarking to recieve a blow-job, oral sex, dome, fellatio, head, or as others would say, worship at the altar.
Best accompanied by a hand gesture near the mouth.
Raphael: You going to Best Buy with her?
Nelson: Yeah, you know, a bit of the old singing today.
Going to Best Buy by R-Hellaz July 10, 2010

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi 

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.
"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face 

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone. 

the quote that Joseph Seed made when he was cuffed at the beginning of Far Cry 5.
Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone.

to the best of my knowledge

An expression meaning that whatever you say is based off of whatever information you know. Can sometimes be used to say you're just assuming something.
She is, to the best of my knowledge, female.