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Verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.
The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.
past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda
The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.
past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda
Debbie: Check your right pocket.
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA
to Splenda by umbrella3 January 31, 2010
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