Swooping

When you leap hope your dick ends up in the right hole.

Swooping: I swooped this girl last night and I broke my dick.

by NEModels December 19, 2017

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To move in on a girl who has a boyfriend and is, on bad terms, fighting, or about to break up with. A swoop may also consider a girl who simply doesn't care about her boyfriend

Man I saw Katie yesterday and I think I'm about to go for the swoop.

Damn, Kyle treats his bitch like shit, I'm bout to swoop.

Her ass was so nice I had to swoop.

She told me her boyfriend was at camp so I call that a fair swoop.

I guess her boyfriends in Iraq so when she called me over I told my boys I was about to swoop.

by Swooping January 14, 2010

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Swooped

When someone steals something from you.

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When someone cuts you off on the road/freeway.

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When somebody does something to you unexpectedly.

(If you have been swooped more than once in any way possible in less than 24 hours, then you have been Swoopanopalized!)

Dad, You will never believe what happened to me at the airport... ...some homeless guy bumped into me and swooped my wallet without me even knowing! Now I'll be sleeping on the streets unless you wire me some money.

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WHAT THE HECK! That fool just cut me off merging onto the freeway! He almost made me swerve off the road! That turd.

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Dang it! That chick totally just swooped me for that parking spot I was about to pull into.

by Camonick April 13, 2009

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