An object that oftentimes passes under people's notices. Usually used to describe an object with a light bulb, It can be used to describe an ex-boyfriend who is obscenely annoying and somewhat hated. Once you friend-zone a guy, he becomes a lamp in your mind. A somewhat useless object that can be turned on and sometimes off but is generally a hindrance to daily life. It is much easier to hit the light switch then to use a lamp. Although.... they are always there for backup.... Anyways... no one likes lamps. Except losers.
Girl1: Ugh lamps are so annoying :/
Girl2: I know, right?? I wish you could take a book and SQUASH them into the ground!!
Girl1: Totally! I mean, why do they even exist?!?
Girl2: I know, right?? I wish you could take a book and SQUASH them into the ground!!
Girl1: Totally! I mean, why do they even exist?!?
by The Sexual Beast of Light October 29, 2012
Acronym for "laughing at my phone".
Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>
Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH
Los: What's funny..?
Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH
Los: What's funny..?
Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 12, 2011
1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
by Smitty Joe December 8, 2005
The name Lampe is very North German. In Old French, it is an occupational name for someone who cast metal lamps and candlesticks. In Slovenian it is a nickname from medieval personal names Lampret or Lampreht. Also nicknames is German Lamprecht, Latin Lambertus (see Lambert).
A Lampe has morals, shows respect, and are normally considered quite pretty when standing in a group.
A Lampe has morals, shows respect, and are normally considered quite pretty when standing in a group.
by May Davidson August 24, 2017
An acronym for the free web development software combination of the Linux operating system, Apache web server, MySQL database management system, and PHP/Perl/Python scripting languages.
All the components of LAMP are absolutely free.
by xix June 12, 2003
A ship created by the fandom of the "Sanders Sides" series, (created by Thomas Sanders) referred to as "fanders," that includes Logic, Anxiety, Morality and Creativity.
by GrayJedi September 1, 2019