Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.
by drummergirl marie April 6, 2011
verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'
by geoff March 4, 2005
Geoff can go fuck himself
by Pussy penis November 4, 2018
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.
Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.
Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
by heyslagsyougoingouttonight? March 25, 2011
a man who hasnt admitted his gay sexuality yet, but fucks guys in the ass and is really obnoxious looking
by mccracka2232 April 28, 2009
Geoff, also known as dogshit. May come across as competent until you get to know him. Ambition often outweighs his ability, the term Geoff has been used since the 16th century to descretely describe incompetent supervisors performing duties above their capabilities. Has a tiny dick, but believes it is bigger and more powerful than everyone elses. Loves to gargle cum.
Definitions
16th century - "hey claudius, i think maximus is a real Geoff"
Modern day - "holy shit dude, this useless bastard is a real Geoff, lets dick his coffee cup.
16th century - "hey claudius, i think maximus is a real Geoff"
Modern day - "holy shit dude, this useless bastard is a real Geoff, lets dick his coffee cup.
by Maark75 December 6, 2012
A ginger; often attracted to orange or, to a lesser extent, red.
Shouldn't go out in the sun for too long.
Shouldn't go out in the sun for too long.
by Kittykatra February 6, 2010