verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'
damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,
"to geoff it" : to hint at a perverted version of anything.
you just geoffed it.
v. (geoffs, geoffing, geoffed)
To destroy, make foul, create disgust, annoy, to walk disorderly while putting much emphasis on pounding heels, wash poorly
Antonyms: saunter, exercise, deflation
Who just geoffed the bathroom!?
Wow! It looks like that guy just got done eating a powdered donut... talk about geoffing it today!
If he geoffs one more of my mom's kitchen floor tiles, the pink sock might just be his demise...
I sure wish they would quit geoffing by just to geoff; everything is still geoffed from last time!!
1.) To lie to someone or about something while convincing yourself you are right even though you are completely full of shit
2.) To be a loser, queer, or moron
person 1: "Hey did you know that when you have your wisdom teeth removed they insert a tiny piece of dynamite inside of your gums and explode the tooth from within?"
person 2: "Get the fuck out of here with that shit, what are you trying to Geoff me or something. Quit being such a Geoff all the time you faggot."
Taking a really long crap at work to the point people ask if you left for the day.
Where did you go?
I was taking a Geoff..
I'm going to Geoff it up!
A fake name used to visit a whorehouse to keep ones true identity annomous.
"What did you do when she asked you your name?"
"I just gave her the old Geoff Balls and said it was Ringo"
1. To steal.
2. To complain about the quality of the things you are stealing.
3. To take something without the intent of returning it while trying to convince others it is common equipment.
4. To hoard or accumulate things from their original owners.
1. You hiamed Hiam's pen!
2. Someone hiamed my bicycle, WTF!?!?!
3. I ran out of taq and I'm too lazy to order my own so I'm just going to hiam Geoff's.