the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!
"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
by Brian March 6, 2003
~slang~
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act
~I just feng shui'd your mom!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!
by Devistating D January 27, 2005
by brokemon March 3, 2018
The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.
by S. Chamberlain March 15, 2007
The Facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.
"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."
"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."
"Yes. I know."
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."
"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."
"Yes. I know."
by merrifengshui August 30, 2012
Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.
by Spacemannn January 7, 2020
by Bitch9 August 26, 2014