fapping

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room

after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates

by fapper b November 2, 2010

Fap

Cunt: *faps while watching porn*
Mom:*walks in like a dumb fuck*
Cunt:MoM wHaT tHe FuCk iM tRyInG tO fAp!!!!

by Ju5t.an0ther.w33b August 9, 2019

the act of fapping before making a tough/thoughtful decsision.

i'm not sure if i should text derpina
better fap on it

by X41 August 2, 2011

I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen

by BarkingLobster March 5, 2009

When SK is bored he likes to Fap (verb) over Taurens (noun)

by Danderson92 November 24, 2007

F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.

Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.

Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy

by Fapkid March 26, 2014

A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic www.sexylosers.com

The words "FAP FAP FAP" splashed across a comic panel in which mike is watching baywatch.

by ZenPsycho July 17, 2003