Break up

something my biological parents did before i was born, I have a new dad.

I want to break up

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022

Bald break up

When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up

Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.

by itybitykilla August 8, 2021

Break Up Break Down

The mental collapse that can occur after the end of a relationship.

Claire was in the middle of a big break up break down so got wasted.

by Clairian April 23, 2011

break up box

Box of miscellaneous items belonging to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend left at your house after a breakup. This box of stuff may be returned, or may be held hostage until they return your breakup box.

I'm not giving that bitch her breakup box till I get my comic books back!

by Trasaris August 1, 2005

Dye break up

When you break up with a girl and she dyes her hair a different color afterwards.

Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.

Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.

by itybitykilla August 8, 2021

Korean Break-up

A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.

I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.

by horn5guy February 12, 2012

Nigerian Break-up

to break up with a person over a holiday or birthday then get back with them the following week to prevent buying a gift.

Prince Osuofia did a Nigerian Break-up and broke up with Hope the week before Valentine Day to prevent buying her a gift. Then got back with her the afterwards.

by Prince Naija February 9, 2011