2 definitions by itybitykilla
When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up
Chad: I broke up with my girl.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
by itybitykilla August 8, 2021
Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
by itybitykilla August 8, 2021