Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.

'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'

Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

titwanker by Anonymous August 15, 2003

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003

Norfuck titwank 

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

Norfuck titwank by John charles blair February 9, 2009

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

titwank by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Titwanket 

When your dick gets stuck in her boobs.

Oh my god, you are such a titwanket

Titwanket by UKnowItsTrue January 13, 2015