tits

Phil wasnt really listening to Sam. She was too boing too talk to, so he staed at her tits. Mmm Tits...

by me@home August 8, 2007

the tits

My new cell phone is the tits.
mmm...this pizza is the tits.

by OrangesAKAS October 26, 2006

Female breasts. Swells during sex. used to arouse males of all animals, including humans, chimpanzees, lions, et al.

Holy shit look at Katie Reese's tits!

by MasterX October 21, 2004

What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

1:womens breasts
2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack

1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?!
2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!

by G-FLO September 9, 2004

Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.

"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."

by Willysd March 18, 2007