Tits like a Spaniels Ears 

Large breasts that swing low when released

The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears

Tits like a Spaniels Ears by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010

Tits like hoovers 

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.

Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!

Tits like hoovers by CCFD December 9, 2010

Rub my tits like pomegranate 

Rub boobs and tits firmly in a sexy and horny way.

Hey dude. Please rub my tits like pomegranate.

Rub my tits like pomegranate by MousaTaghi November 26, 2019

tastes like tits 

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

tastes like tits by Philip the person December 28, 2008

lagging like tits 

a phrase to describe horrible lag, usually worse than normal lag

bob: ffs man im lagging like tits you have no idea!
joe: tits lag?

lagging like tits by michael9230 October 11, 2008

i like misty because she got big tits 

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)

i like misty because she got big tits

i like misty because she got big tits by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021