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Face Tits Ass Scale 

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.
Face Tits Ass Scale by Huntiar February 13, 2019
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dicks tits ass

a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.

NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)
dicks tits ass by gcook September 25, 2006

tits or ass 

person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."
tits or ass by nikchaing January 11, 2008

Tits N ass 

When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".
Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"
Tits N ass by timmybear May 25, 2009

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.
"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

Tits N' Ass 

A derogative street term used for describing a woman.

Can also be used when to talk "Tits N' Ass" which is the discussion of the merits of a woman's breasts and posterior.
Check out that fine piece of Tits N' Ass walking down the street!

Im single again: Now I can talk Tits N' Ass

tits 'n' ass 

Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.
Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.

Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?

Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.
tits 'n' ass by david lincoln brooks November 10, 2013