mexican timemachine

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

mexican timemachine by suasponte January 27, 2005

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horizontal timemachine

When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.

I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.

horizontal timemachine by Purgator July 2, 2016

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Kentucky Timemachine

When one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.

Damn Billy, Darlene gave me a Kentucky Timemachine last night. We had to been in there 2 hours!

Kentucky Timemachine by Brianalyne March 11, 2018

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the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.

Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

the flaming timemachine by Itsyourboidown syndrom divitoe June 23, 2017

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

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