tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie 

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian

Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie by ellis walsh December 14, 2008

Tantilizing Tit Sucking Tilley 

An exceptional tit sucker, who's tit sucking skills are inconceivable, they are also a beast at the xbox 360 game Burnout Revenge online... Continuously putting rivals (Mingemilkingmeadows,fannyflapsflanagan, and crosseyedcrippledcampy) into the wall. Usually undetected until its too late due to unfathomable speed.

*Typically fallen victim * Looks behind, noone there, then BANG!! * OMG where did you come from Tantilizing tit sucking tilley?!!*

*How the hell are you going so fast????!!!!*

* That's fucking bullshit like!*

* Potato!!!*

Tantilizing Tit Sucking Tilley by Spritzyn Beast September 22, 2012

Hebrew Tit-Sucking 

A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.

Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.

I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.

Hebrew Tit-Sucking by Coochie Connoisseur May 28, 2020

Sucking tit 

Phrase meaning to still be living with your parents. Just like puppies are receiving milk through their mother, one still living with the parentals is still living off of the parents.

My little brother can't talk about independence, he's still sucking tit.

Sucking tit by Juventus2487 August 21, 2013

sucking tit through a shirt 

Its what you say when you get something but realize its not quite all you could have...you are just short of the goal

"hey man, I heard that chick you took home made you wear a condom.."
"yeah, it was like sucking tit through a shirt"

sucking tit through a shirt by Bullshit99 November 7, 2006

sucking hind tit 

Not getting a fair share. Many female mammals have multiple rows of breasts, for example dogs. Typically the rear most pair of breasts is smaller and less developed than the rest. Hence a pup nursing from the rear most breast is likely to receive less milk than other nursing pups. Hind means rear most. Tit is slang for breast.

Since the introduction of Windows '95, Apple Computer has been sucking hind tit.

sucking hind tit by Chicago God April 11, 2005

Sucking Hind Tit 

The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.

Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.

The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.

Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.

WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!

Sucking Hind Tit by Exodusarchangel September 25, 2018