Tit Dick

A dick that is as small lengthwise as a tit.

That guys dick is as small as a tit. He is such a tit dick.

Get the fuck outta here, tit dick!

by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008

Corndog Tit Dick

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

Phrase referred to girls hanging out with their friends before male friends/boyfriends.

Why didn't you hang out with me at the mall?? It's supposed to be tits before dicks!!!

by Titsbeforedicks February 8, 2014

Tits like a pair of flaccid peni. Tits that have been used up

Oh my god she has dick tits. I'm here now I may as well still fuck her

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.

dem dick tits barely fit in her bra, yo. they ass long as my slong!! Oh My God!

by tien duong August 15, 2006

Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?

by Zackok March 25, 2016