ting

The Irish pronunciation of the word "thing".

"I didnt do anyting wrong."

by Esq. January 12, 2004

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ting (noun): an action demonstrating a lack of social awareness

Chris pulled a ting and didn't show up because he thought Memorial Day was in June.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 15, 2010

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ting (v): to strand a bro or bros in an "inhospitable environment" (see New Jersey) so he may engage in sexual relations with a girlfriend or other female. (Axiom: violates the universal “bros before hoes” rule)

Chris tinged Al and Nathaniel last summer.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 15, 2010

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ting (adj): oblivious to the outside world

Chris is ting and didn't return phone calls while in the Williams bubble.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 15, 2010

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etym: Magic: the Gathering slang; originally beating, then b-ting, then finally just ting

1. n. A defeat, particularly a bad one.
2. v. to soundly defeat an opponent
3. An exclamation of joy, or anticipation of good things.

1. Man, those were some svg tings.
2. That guy was terrible. I tinged him.
3. That's just what I need! Ting!

by Darklight April 8, 2005

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Street name for Crack Cocaine

'They are over there smoking some ting'

'Sami is a ting head'

by moschino August 30, 2007

ting

"There Is No God" A gentle correction when God is invoked stupidly.
Sometimes seen as graffiti.

We practiced for months and the defense really busted their asses, but the real win goes to God.
Ting, asshole.

by DevoutOccamist July 23, 2010