Timpervanous

A male with a ridiculously large number of female friends, but doesn't have the ability to score any of them.

Is that guy ever going to get laid by those chicks? He must be Timpervanous

Timpervanous by The Unknown Avenger February 10, 2009

Timberoni 

A very small penis known to repulse and or make females laugh at said little cock.

She laughed when she saw his little timberoni...especially when he spooged in his undies prematurely

Timberoni by Micky McMickerson August 3, 2016

timperley

A small fishing marina on the southern outskirts of Manc land. Full of faggots and lezzers.

Nelly: Are you coming for a pint in Timperley ?
Paul: Nah its full of fags and lezzers.

timperley by stunty June 24, 2006

timperio

a really cool motherfucker
has very large balls and ass checks but nothing in comparison to he's shwang

haaaaaayy! looooooooook at timperiooooo (must be said in slow motion)

timperio by cockhound mcgee July 7, 2009

temperovore 

Someone who, though not a vegetarian or vegan, moderates their diet based on ethical or environmental principles.

From Latin tempero "be moderate, control oneself, to keep from, refrain from" + voro "to eat greedily, swallow up, consume, gorge oneself."

"I don't eat factory-farmed meats and dairy or commercially harvested fish on the brink of extinction, but don't have a problem eating farmed clams, wild elk, or the eggs from my neighbor's back yard chickens. Guess that makes me a temperovore."

temperovore by Eoghan01 April 5, 2010

Timper 

You can't define Timper. Second ranked after Chuck Norris, you cannot define what a Timper is. You can't divide it to any number whatsoever, and is made up of a massive chunk of mass that's both unstoppable and unmoveable.

Taylor Lautner's Twilight movie character name "Jacob Black" originally came from a Timper.

Chuck Noris and Timper in a fight, what happens?

Second Super Nova.

Timper by Lompimp February 22, 2012

timberologist 

A timberologist is one who is knowledgeable about the origins, attributes, positive and negative aspects, and retail value of all types of wood, timber, lumber, and any other type of tree product.

I consulted my local timberologist at Lowes about the type of wood would be best for my new coffee table.

timberologist by Bretton and Brandon May 7, 2004