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You can't define Timper. Second ranked after Chuck Norris, you cannot define what a Timper is. You can't divide it to any number whatsoever, and is made up of a massive chunk of mass that's both unstoppable and unmoveable.

Taylor Lautner's Twilight movie character name "Jacob Black" originally came from a Timper.
Chuck Noris and Timper in a fight, what happens?

Second Super Nova.
Timper by Lompimp February 22, 2012
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Who the fuck knows what a timper is? I don't. My parent's don't. God doesn't. Are you timpered, timpers, or timpened? Me neither. Goodness gracious.
I don't know what timper means.
Timper by Silver Silver March 18, 2022
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Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.
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When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

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To redo something in bad shape to make it pretty again - to bring sexy back

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Kregg: Yeah, you timberlaked that.
Matt: Yeah, I brought the sexy back.
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latina temper 

The act of having compassion then yelling & being pissed off to crying in a matter of minutes, all while mantaining an attitude.
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