A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.

She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.

timewarping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

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telewanking

Ostensibly at home working but in fact at home jerking off.

The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.

telewanking by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

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texada timewarp

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.

She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.

texada timewarp by spinge June 27, 2005

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People's Republic of Tidewater

Puppet nation created by the MEB and CDF.

The MEB was quick to instate the People's Republic of Tidewater after the Atlanta Crisis.

People's Republic of Tidewater by Not Rocket December 29, 2016

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