The internal clock that only males have when they click from one station to another because of a commercial, and then click back just before the original show comes back on.
Wendy: Geez Stan it's amazing how often you click back to what we were watching just before the show comes back from commercial. How do you do it?
Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.
Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.
by patsguy52 May 31, 2011
the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker
a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes
a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok
a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes
a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok
This ticker fucker is stupid
by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011
The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).
"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."
or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
or
"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
or
"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011
I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!
by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009
A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
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