by halfwitted November 18, 2010
The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
by Farnsworth3 July 22, 2017
“tiara” was dogging the boys
by OTARA685 May 12, 2020
A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.
by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013
A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.
by Team Eden August 19, 2011
Every Tuesday is Tiara Tuesday. When you're feeling low on Tuesday, all you have to do is take a deep breath and imagine a lovely glittery tiara perched ever so daintily on your precious noggin. Then stand up straight and give the world your best elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist wave and don't forget to touch the pearls, in true Queen Elizabeth fashion!
Generally used as a greeting: "Happy Tiara Tuesday!" or a gentle reminder: "Did we forget our Tiara this fine Tuesday morning?"
by Moodygirl45 August 16, 2005
by JohnDeaf March 14, 2017