Skip to main content

thrapston slap 

slapping an inbred female from or in thrapston with your penis on the forehead
man, i gave that bird a right thrapston slap yesterday
thrapston slap by rhyseyg August 16, 2010

wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010

massage therapist 

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.
That massage therapist just saved my life!
massage therapist by alliresa September 27, 2008

thanapist 

A friend that in an intense argument becomes a therapist and snaps the problem away.
Me and the boys were having a huge argument and then Kayla stepped in and was a thanapist, and eventually snapped the problem away.
thanapist by Gary Greybottom August 29, 2019

Respiratory therapist 

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems
If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

Therapist 

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.
Therapist by Chase C June 6, 2005