1.) A Slang Term For Clothing
2.) A Post On The Internet Primarily A Forum.
3.) A Piece Of String/ Cloth
2.) A Post On The Internet Primarily A Forum.
3.) A Piece Of String/ Cloth
John: Dude Did You Read My Thread About My Threads Being Composed Of Threads.
Helen: Can You Not Talk Like A Fucking Retard?
Helen: Can You Not Talk Like A Fucking Retard?
by KillerPooMuffin May 9, 2011
When someone kills a thread with the perfect answer. Therefore there is no reason for this thread to still be open.
Random guy seeking sex advices: How would I go about approaching an Islamic girl at college?
Random Guy #2: With a Bomb Squad.
Randomg Guy #3: /thread
Random Guy #2: With a Bomb Squad.
Randomg Guy #3: /thread
by masongr July 7, 2014
by JoeMama12 June 28, 2021
A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.
Thread Shock:
Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?
Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.
Thread Life:
Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?
Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?
Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.
Thread Life:
Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?
Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
by TheyCallMeTheIllest April 25, 2013
'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
by further mathematician June 15, 2018
Close thread
Used in various forums to signify that this thread needs to be closed for various reasons
Used in various forums to signify that this thread needs to be closed for various reasons
by hdevonxz October 20, 2006