The period of time lasting 2000-2009.
People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.
by ApricotFields October 29, 2020
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1000‰, or just a different way of saying the exact same thing as 100%. Used by noveau-hipsters trying to be ever so slightly different than everyone else.
<Taylor>: Did that really happen?
<Charlie>: 1000‰ thousand per mille
by eganist July 16, 2020
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A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 6, 2019
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When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 24, 2020
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This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.
Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.
by The Real Albert Aji July 13, 2020
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