An extraordinary excuse to not show up for any events regarding friends that you have previously committed too.
Guys sorry I can't make it tonight, I have a Thoman.
by Thoman January 29, 2017
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A guy with awesome hair, sometimes a coward, but, a chill person, who is a great friend and very reliable. Lover of Mtn Dew!
Dude, you're friend is pretty chill, he is a Thoman. xD
by Bruce Nortan November 30, 2011
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a fish with several sets of gills
Bill can drink like a thoman.
by conrad watson January 27, 2006
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Meanings:
1.) One of the twelve apostles of jesus.

2.) Meaning of the surname “Thoman” is “twin” &/or The Skywalker.
A surname that is not very common, rather rare, with few meanings behind it. An example of the surname; Nick Thoman, Bernard Thoman. & the list goes on but for very long, due to the uniqueness of this last name. characteristics that fall within this name is being; Detached, not good at showing their emotions, rather careless, too laid back, reserved, independent, and would much rather be isolated and as far as possible from humanity itself.
by Aplaceinthematteroftime November 4, 2021
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a family time of gossip, talking about a distant family member or someone who isn’t related but still called family. him or her has done something controversial to the family, or just outright wierd.
uncle johnny is no longer family, he called uncle larry a retard. it’s time for thoman yea

uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time
by heinztomato November 23, 2021
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When you are chronically and expectedly late to everything, and everyone knows it is going to happen.
Looks like Aunt Lisa is on that Thoman Time again.
by Sunshinejelly April 9, 2021
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