“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of
Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by
Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking
air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (
Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE
FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE
POLICE!