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“I’m gonna chug this all on him”

It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.
“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

Right, what's all this, then? 

int - The official Motto of Scotland Yard. Used to question the happenings at a scene. Also a very uppity way of asking "What's going on?"
Phil: Evenin', mates.
John: Evenin', Phil. Blimey! *shoots Phil*
Policeman: Right, what's all this, then?

Snob A: Good evening, old sport.
Snob B: Right, what's all this, then?

all this designer got me drip drip 

Wearing designer clothes, fashion that is expensive/good looking.
Mark Wahlberg: “all this designer got me drip drip.”

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

and thats how i lost all this weight 

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.
Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

What's all this, then? 

The Scotland Yard motto, according to the Simpsons (Season 16, Episode 1, "Treehouse of Horror XV," 7:55).
"Hey, what do all those British investigators say all the time?"
"They say, 'What's all this, then?'"
What's all this, then? by CSFarnsley February 20, 2021