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Thirty-two.

The delusional age older desperate women think they can lie and get away with by applying makeup or styling their hair to cover up their almost 40 year old bodies in hopes to attract a man that may enjoy being around a woman who wants to share in a mutually delusional state of denial.
Man, who cares if she's thirty-two or 52. As long as she gives it up.
by psychobabbleculvercity March 16, 2011

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