thirty bird

A 30-pack of any type of beer

I was walking to the store to get beer and a bum stopped me outside to ask for change. Instead of giving him change, I slapped upside his stank-ass head and proceeded to go purchase my thirty bird for later that evening.

by Aunt Jeff April 9, 2008

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016