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Thigh Slap Thursday 

Go slap some Thighs every Thursday. Just wait it will go around your school too. If it doesn’t already

thigh slapper 

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked
I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!
thigh slapper by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

Double fisted thigh slapper 

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

African thigh-slapping storytelling 

Part of African culture that hands down stories from one generation to the next that involves melodic thigh slapping.
My grandfather went for hours with African thigh-slapping storytelling. I hate being black.

Thighslop 

A term for suggestive art involving characters drawn with incredibly wide hips and thick thighs. The "thigh-" comes from the body shape of the characters, and the "-slop" comes from the mass-produced, samey nature of it due to how well it does in the Twitter algorithm, mainly being used to farm interactions.
The constant thighslop she churned out on her profile gained her thousands of followers and hundreds of interactions every post, but the moment she posted anything else, her following couldn't care less.
Thighslop by Procedural Jigglebone October 24, 2023