Theistic Satanism 

As the Satanic ideals and religion grew more popular throughout the decades of the 20th century, most Satanists were only symbolic Satanists. This means they used Satan as a symbol for desires that other religions denied, individuality, strength, independance, etc, but did not actually worship or believe in Satan. To be a Theistic, or traditional Satanist, means to be one that truly believes in Satan and worships him as the deity that he is.

*Philosophical/Symbolic Satanism- " We don't actually believe in Satan, but we live very similarly to the principles of which a true Satanist operates on, minus worshipping"

*Theistic Satanism*- I believe in and worship Satan as a god

Theistic Satanism by EternalFollower July 21, 2006

Theistic Field 

The year round visible reminders of your brand of faith permeating the public space which keeps the gaslight on for you. Music, entertainment, politics, holidays, symbols, colloquialisms.

Walking near a park, Bob saw a lamb and texted a religious emoji to his friend. Both felt recharged and renewed in their faith after Bob encountered the strong Theistic Field near the park.

Theistic Field by Sample1 March 15, 2019

thirstiful 

When one feels thirsty and full simultaneously.

"I've drunk so much water and my stomach feels as though I could not drink another drop, but my thirst is still not quite quenched."
"Ah, you're thirstiful."

thirstiful by Charding July 15, 2015

thresticles

noun. A medical conditition involving having three testicles.
Otherwise known as as Polyorchidism.

"Oh my god, that guy's got 3 balls!"

"Yeah, he's got thresticles innit."

thresticles by Sammy B88 January 13, 2009

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

Pizza Thirsties by Kraddel March 16, 2009

theistically challenged 

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

theistically challenged by sircasey February 15, 2009

Theistic Satanism 

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

Theistic Satanism by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011