by Da Mad Gamer September 22, 2003
Angry theist who trolls internet sites denouncing proven scientific facts, Theist internet troll who demonstrates a basic ignorance of reason; Theist internet troll who is ignorant of science and logic while claiming strong adherence to the same; Theist who contradicts themselves through poor reasoning, especially one who exhibits hypocrisy.
Matthew Bell (an internet theist)
Most internet atheists are lemming bullies. They seek out easy opposition such as fundamentalists or Young Earth Creationists then think they have achieved something of note by defeating them with the evidence. However, when faced with the challenge of informed theists they go into group-think personal attack, avoidance and excuse mode for not engaging with them. The reason is because they know that they cannot rationally defend atheism nor refute theism against such informed opposition. It is intellectual cowardice and to the shame of such individuals.
Most internet atheists are lemming bullies. They seek out easy opposition such as fundamentalists or Young Earth Creationists then think they have achieved something of note by defeating them with the evidence. However, when faced with the challenge of informed theists they go into group-think personal attack, avoidance and excuse mode for not engaging with them. The reason is because they know that they cannot rationally defend atheism nor refute theism against such informed opposition. It is intellectual cowardice and to the shame of such individuals.
by Militant Atheist 1 September 27, 2013
BEFORE YOU PISS YOURSELF AND DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION, PLEASE REALIZE I AM NOT BASHING ATHIEST. JUST ANTI-THEISTS.
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
USUALLY a huge fag who thinks he is super hxc because he hates religion.
More than likely, all his friends, if he has any that is, thinks he is an idiot
or some kind of retard.
Some qualities an anti theist PROBABLY has:
1. An anarchist
2. Bases his beliefs off of George Carlin's comedy act without realizing that
there is a reason it is called a COMEDY act
3. Has never had a girlfriend
4. Thinks other people don't like him because they are "bl1nd3d bby teH g0dzz
anDD arnt sm4rt enuff 2 c passt 1t. lulz, d1d u no tha '1t' rhyme5 wit 'tit'.
megalulz, ima masturbate now."
5. Listens to music he heard off of Guitar Hero, because none of his friends want to share their musical taste with him. If he knew some of the bands from Guitar Hero believed in God, he would immediately piss himself and go fap his anger off.
6. Will be living with his parents for a loooong time.
Anti-theists should not be confused with an atheist. An atheist is someone who
simply doesn't believe in a God while an anti-theist is retarded and has no
friends.
Regular person: I'm going to church on Sunday, want to come?
Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!
Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?
Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?
(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
Atheist: No thanks, I'm not really into that sort of thing.
Regular Person: Oh, that's cool. I'll see you at work tomorrow.
Anti-theist who overheard their conversation: Faggot, you are blinded by your God and you will suffer from a lack of your false promises! I will enjoy seeing you depressed from having no result in following your false faith!
Regular person: Ahh, fuck, he's not coming into work tomorrow, is he?
Atheist: No, he doesn't have a job. But hey, what more can you expect from an
anti theist?
(The 2 friends walk away, laughing at the anti-theist and his retardedness. The
anti-theist begins to jack off.)
by fgsfdsMASTER February 24, 2009
Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.
Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.
by SmotherTeresa June 8, 2012
by SweetBrainJuice June 13, 2003
Any person that does not believe in organized religion but believes in a god and the core principle commonality found within the earliest versions of all religious doctrines of, "Love thy neighbor".
I am an anti-religious-theist that believes in an individuals right to believe in any god they do choose as long as that belief does not disregard right over wrong morally and does not intentionally hurt anyone else. My religion believes in love.
Not absolutism of one religion being right over another and not who is entitled to what property or possession or land. And not classifying any human being to be better or worse than another.
Just universally recognized love.
Not absolutism of one religion being right over another and not who is entitled to what property or possession or land. And not classifying any human being to be better or worse than another.
Just universally recognized love.
by Boomerboy79 December 31, 2016
Theist unity, also theistic unity and religious unity, is a term used to describe the idea of union of all religions and theist spiritualities on the same team. The theist unity idea appeared as a way to encourage religious and spiritual people to unite themselves against atheism and scientific fanaticism, such as enable to all theists cooperate with each other such as happens with left unity, right unity and so on.
"I like the concept of theist unity, this concept might be really useful to unite humanity to implement divinialism and start with the transition to a divine society. Even the theist unity would be even harder than left unity and right unity."
by Full Monteirism March 14, 2021