Thienism 

The best religion in the world. It is the ultimate religion that will take over the world by December 21, 2012.

Team America came from Thienism!

Thienism by God of Thienism July 19, 2010

thepenisinhermouth 

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

thepenisinhermouth by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008

treenis 

Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.

Holy shit! That thing is huge! If your girl can take a treenis like that, she's ruined forever.

treenis by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009

Teenis 

A very small penis (Tea-nis)

Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis

Teenis by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018

Thenis 

Non-binary penis. Used people who identify as they/them.

Wanna get railed by my thenis

Her thussy got destroyed by my thenis so hard last night.

Can you see my thenis in these sweatpants?
This thenis is meaty.

Thenis by Kinder_Egg November 2, 2020

Thepenis 

The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.

Behold, Thepenis, praise be unto him!

Thepenis by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016

tweenis 

n.see gooch. fleshy area between the scrotum and the rectum. Between the penis and the anus thus tweenis. That part you might hit if you fall riding a guys bicycle.

"My friend Kris fell straddling the back of a chair and luckily missed his balls but totally bruised his tweenis."

tweenis by Anonymous March 27, 2003