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The Wrinkle-Brain Move 

Relationship Tactic where you try and hook up and get a relationship with the person who just got out of a relationship. Sad people do this on a regular. These people are usually liked by many people, however when it comes to these terms, they are disliked for sloppy seconds.
Oh my god is Ben trying to use The Wrinkle-Brain Move to get with Robyn?! What a freak!
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getting the wrinkles out

when a man gets erect in the shower to clean his junk better
when james was in the shower he was getting the wrinkles out so that he could clean his uncircumsized penis

Roll with the Wrinkles 

Compare to "Roll with the Punches". Accepting one's new face wrinkles. Not being depressed that one is getting older. Accepting the aging process.
When I look in the mirror these days (I'm 58 years old) I get so depressed when I see all the new wrinkles that appear. However, I have decided to "roll with the wrinkles" and accept the fact that I'm getting older. I will grin and bear it.

Rock the wrinkle stick 

(verb) 1. what a girl who dates inappropriately older guys does. 2. to be in a relationship with a guy significantly older than oneself.
Did you see that old guy Ashley is dating? He's older than the last guy! I guess that nasty girl really does like to rock the wrinkle stick or something.

The Henry Winkler  

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.
That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .
The Henry Winkler by tpatora January 4, 2009

The Henry Winkler 

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.
That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler. I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .
The Henry Winkler by tpatora January 3, 2009

wrinkle in the jenny 

To take a long, hot bath.
Man, I am stressed dude! I think I'll go take a wrinkle in the Jenny.