The Wobbler is a person, a thing, a god. its everything, and nothing, and VERY attractive. No man can resist. In mayan cultures it was considered the sun god. to the early sixties, black people called it 'big booties'.
From this phenomenon, a religious and scientific subject is created. Wobblism, the belief of the Wobbler, is for the people with deep love for the wobbler, and includes thy 10 commandments. as for wobblerology, it is the scientific study which includes the element Wobble (Wo), which is still being experimented on today. this element is very reactive and radio active.
As for history, it has been said from the beginning of time the wobbler was present. it was past from generation to generation, now is located in Brussels, Belgium, and its location is on (not mentioning name) the person with the initials D.C. and is female. in the early times the between was considered the holy grail, and there was no end to this bottomless awesomeness.
please fund the GluteusMaximus Wobbler foundation to help us investigate this phenomenon.
From this phenomenon, a religious and scientific subject is created. Wobblism, the belief of the Wobbler, is for the people with deep love for the wobbler, and includes thy 10 commandments. as for wobblerology, it is the scientific study which includes the element Wobble (Wo), which is still being experimented on today. this element is very reactive and radio active.
As for history, it has been said from the beginning of time the wobbler was present. it was past from generation to generation, now is located in Brussels, Belgium, and its location is on (not mentioning name) the person with the initials D.C. and is female. in the early times the between was considered the holy grail, and there was no end to this bottomless awesomeness.
please fund the GluteusMaximus Wobbler foundation to help us investigate this phenomenon.
DAAAYYUUMM, check out the wobbler today. its vibrations are shaking me up... and the size has increased 3.563 %!!
by TheGluteusMaximus May 5, 2011
Dude, I've seen some funny stuff today, but that wobbler heading for the door takes the cake ! He could barely walk !
by Billy Shea January 5, 2021
another word for tantrum
by WOM July 27, 2006
by Goonerlad June 9, 2014
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
A scantily-clad dressed woman, very under the influence or drunk, and cannot maintain balance while walking. Often seen wearing short skirts and high-heels with her knees about to buckle and also yelling "Woo-hoo!". These characters are often found in your local bar on a Friday or Saturday night 10pm.
Dude #1: "Hey, look at that tramp over there. She looks like she's about to bust her ass in those heels"
Dude #2: "Ugh, poor Wobbler....."
Dude #2: "Ugh, poor Wobbler....."
by Mac_and_Shauna February 25, 2016
A humanoid creature found in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS). Wobblers have existed since the dawn of time. Wobblers can be red or blue. Wobblers have no facial features, other than two googly eyes. Red and blue wobblers have a big rivalry, and will try to murder each other. Wobblers do not speak English, they instead speak gibberish, or just yell.
by NotNickW October 21, 2021