the willsey

will-see. a combination of a variety of sexually transmitted diseases usually attained from banging random girls you meet on facebook. most common diseases include but are limited to the herp, ass mites, and the whooping cough.

Hey Matt I told you banging Holly was a bad idea.
Oh man I think you're right! I've gone and got myself the willsey.

by Gbb4free September 7, 2007

Dylan Willsey

A pop-culture phenomena that tries so hard to go against the mainstream that in his own downfall is the mainstream pop-culture. Comes complete with Honda Fit.

Also see Mr. Noble. (Car not included).
"Dylan Willsey" is a hippie emo pop rebel

by MahoneyB15 November 5, 2008