The War on Smug

The endless and utterly futile attempt by modest people all over the world to put an end to the annoying behavior of the smug people who like the smell of their own farts, close their eyes while talking, think they are so superior to others, use extremely pretentious rhetoric, and always brag about how great they are. This war will last all eternity and can never be won similar to the war on drugs, but unlike the war on drugs, it is a noble battle.

The war on smug has gotten so far out of hand in San Francisco and Hollywood that it is no longer worth fighting in these areas.

The War on Smug by TRL0 November 9, 2009

The War Zone 

2 hours after a steak and cheese burrito from taco bell. You are in your bathroom you

A.puke in toilet and crap pants

B.crap in toilet and puke on yourself
C.sit there in a puddle of shitty cheese steak

Constantly waking up from taco bell hell you must make these choices ever hour.

The borrito is taking names tonight so you better watch out or you will wake up in the War zone.

The War Zone by The Homieslice of the Negro December 30, 2016

The War Against Furries 

If furries want to be animals, we should have the right to hunt them.

Random Furry: "uwu what's this? hewwo thewe" Me: *fucking flamethrowers it* Me: "The war against furries is over"

The War Against Furries by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

The War of Northern Aggression

Southern term for the American Civil War. Mostly used by those who think the south should have won.

Southern Colonel Sanders-type guy: My great grandaddy sadly lost his life at the battle of Bull Run during the War of Northern Aggression.

The War of Northern Aggression by Gina March 25, 2005

The War Machine

The last true ECW Champion from when the letters ECW meant something "extreme"; AKA Rhino, wrestling in TNA now. This is NOT some phony who can't even cut a promo, let alone do a basic move, who has been appointed by Vinny Mac to carry a replica of the old ECW belt in the doldrums of the WWE undercard that bears the letters ECW.

The War Machine should be getting a better push in TNA right now.

The War Machine by spider420 July 2, 2007

The War of 1812 

Due to disputes between the United States and Britain over impressment of US Soldiers to the British Navy and the naval blockade by Britain on Napoleonic France aswell as disputes over the Northern Territories in Canada, America declared war on Britain.
During the course of the 3-year war, America won a series of naval battles, although failing to make an impression into British territory on land due to British aggression. The most prominent of American victories being those at York (Toronto) and after the war had ended officially, at the battle of New Orleans. British forces invading America lost the battle of Baltimore and succeeded to burn Washington DC (which was saved by a heavy rainstorm).
The territory Britain did capture was handed back after the war, as were the gains of America...

What a stupid pointless conflict.
And what happened to the blockade on France? It continued! And Britain smashed the French Navy at the Battle of Trafalgar and pummeled Napoleon at Waterloo, with the help of the faithful Prussians. Thanks Germany, we know who our REAL friends are!

Just kidding, thankfully now Anglo-American relations are just peachy.

The War of 1812 by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004

the war of lee and raul

when the mexican totally whooped lee's ass.

Lee only dreams of being as powerful as the mexican. He also had sex with daniel feree.

the war of lee and raul by Lee the pussy March 13, 2005